Sure, I’m a grown lady with 1 (probably) grown husband, 2 (mostly) grown children, 1 not-at-all grown child, six cats and a bird, but I still buy fun shit. I think you should, too. In fact, I compiled a list of things I think you should buy, even if you’re a grown lady, too…ESPECIALLY if you’re a grown lady, too.
If you don’t think these raccoon slippers are the shit, I don’t know if we can be friends. Just kidding. (They offer bunny and fox options, too.)
Are you even a cat lady if you don’t have these socks? NO. No, you are not, ma’am.
Look, I don’t always have time to go find a cup, and I’m not filling up landfills keeping Dixie cups handy, okay? I 100% did NOT buy this tap faucet because it’s just fun. I’m lying; I did buy it for that reason. DON’T JUDGE ME.
Everyone needs magic in their lives, and these are MAGIC WANDS you can use every day because they’re also salt & pepper shakers. Go get these right now. It’s fine. I’ll wait.
Are quesadillas hella easy to make in a plain ol’ skillet? Yes. Did I still buy this quesadilla maker? Also, yes. Because it’s FUN, damnit. Also, because I can make a peanut butter & jelly tortilla sandwich way faster with this thing. Are you judging me again?
So, what do you think? Is any of this stuff you’d buy? Sound off in the comments!
Wife to Bill.
Mother of Matt, Lenna, and Tricia.
Managing Editor of Audaciously Fat.
Mammalian servant to an avian despot, Courtney Lovebird.
Deliriously happy about all of it.
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